“Heap, girls”: after Zhirinovsky, Zyuganov got to the hospital. What do people think about it, how do they know that everything is not easy, and why they joke so much

Communist Party leader Gennady Zyuganov was hospitalized in Moscow. Moreover, as reported, in the Central Clinical Hospital of the Administration of the President of the Russian Federation (TsKB), where the leader of the Liberal Democratic Party Vladimir Zhirinovsky is already lying. On February 9, it became known about his hospitalization with coronavirus.

The Communist Party of the Russian Federation officially reports that Zyuganov “was admitted to the clinic for several days for prophylaxis – taking into account the epidemiological situation.” At the same time, they add that he “recently had signs of a cold.”

By the way, the LDPR also said at first that Zhirinovsky almost works right in the ward and is eager to be free.

The hospitalization, two days apart, of the leaders of the largest parliamentary parties after United Russia is an extraordinary event in itself. Especially in Russia, where there is practically no public policy, and the entire political struggle is going on “under the carpet”, accompanied by a mass of rumors, versions, conspiracy theories and complexly constructed theoretical schemes.

In general, such an informational occasion allowed political scientists and analysts from social networks to unfold in full breadth and power. They were joined – due to the specifics of the topic – by local gerontologists, virologists, specialists in the Russian health care system, and home-based Kremlin experts.

Here is what they write about the state of Zhirinovsky and Zyuganov and what versions they build about this, frankly speaking, extraordinary situation.

Vitaly Kolesnikov: “Zhirinovsky in the hospital with a crown,
Zyuganov in the hospital with symptoms of SARS,
Alexei Nechaev (New People) has contracted the coronavirus.
An interesting epidemic is coming…
(Wishing everyone good health and a speedy recovery).

Lonely human voice: “Zhirinovsky, Zyuganov and Klishas came down with a crown. I don’t even know who to root for. May friendship win!

Andrey: “I directly recall the famous gun carriage race … Although I was small, I remember how the elders of the USSR General Secretaries were carried one after another for five years in a row. Until death they were sitting and now they are sitting!”

Pavel Pryanikov: “The Liberal Democratic Party asks Patriarch Kirill to pray for the servant of God Vladimir Zhirinovsky hospitalized with COVID. A corresponding letter was sent to the Primate of the Russian Orthodox Church by a State Duma deputy from the Liberal Democratic Party, an associate of Zhirinovsky and his favorite, Vasily Vlasov.

admiring Bulgarian: “They lie that Zhirinovsky and Zyuganov were infected by a common lover, and this disease has nothing to do with covid.”

Net justice: “From the network: When a successor to Zhirinovsky is chosen, black smoke will appear over the sauna.”

Ministry of Truth: “You all scold Zhirinovsky, and he, as the publications say, hid the coronavirus for two weeks … And spread it around the State Duma. A man has never done so much for the people of Russia as he has done lately.”

@tvoi_partner: “Looking at Zhirinovsky and Zyuganov, they say the bunker was doubled in depth.”

Pavel
: “Mironov has a panic.”

Dmitry Volkov: “Who will finally start the carriage race? It’s not for nothing that a coffin stand was ordered from the AP a month ago.”

igor_merzalov: “Yabloko” even in these “elections” did not pass ???? Sorry for the black humor.

Fifth Kölönka: “The attending physicians of Zhirinovsky do not understand: either he is dying and already delirious, or he is recovering and is already rehearsing his speech in the State Duma or on Solovyov’s program.”

Andrey Muhin: “Apparently, that Zyuganov, that Zhirinovsky in the coming days do not want to be in parliament, so as not to participate in the criminal vote.”

KES 79: “This is what I think: Zhirinovsky and Zyuganov are merging. Well, like they fell ill and died … They will bury their twins, and they themselves will leave on the sly to the West … “

Andy Low: “Maybe they are faking to avoid getting to the front?”

Rustem Adagamov: “Professor Nightingale on the“ Echo ”: Zhirinovsky was poisoned with thallium salts. This was done by one of his jealous lovers. It’s amazing why a seemingly popular radio station gives airtime to an outright clown? Literally everyone laughs at him.”

Andreas Lipschitz: “Zyuganov was poisoned by Zhirinovsky’s lover?”

ShuKher: “Zhirinovsky was poisoned with Stalin’s snot.”

Vitaly Kachurovskiy: “The lover poured salt from Zhirinovsky’s waist.”

Other outsider: “The hospitalization of Zhirinovsky and Zyuganov is a sick leave for The Hague in case of a crisis.”

Roskuarnadzor: “Degtyarev said he was ready to pick up Zhirinovsky’s falling towel.”

Bar frequenter around the corner: “It turns out that everyone whom Putin defeated in the elections in a difficult struggle can withdraw himself. Not good for democracy.”

Correct Russian: “Citizens of Russia wrote a million letters to Tereshkova with a request to treat Vladimir Zhirinovsky in a Russian hospital. They worry that in the decaying West, their favorite politician may not survive without arbidol.”

Vitaly CEBEP0B: “They say that Gennady Andreevich Zyuganov has been standing on the street for six hours in line at the polyclinic in the city of Mytishchi.”

Gryzla: “Gennady Zyuganov went to the Mausoleum for a few days for prevention.”

brother N XXX: “If this is not a purge, then what is?”

FiendParadise: “If the people are silent, the covid has taken everything in its … thorns.”

Earlier, Rosbalt Like wrote that future textbooks on the history of the Fatherland will definitely have the name “Nikita Uvarov”. And that’s why…



Source: Rosbalt

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